just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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