i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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