all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Come see our sink grown plant.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize