she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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