i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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