he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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