Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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