My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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