Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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