When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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