Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Drake has all the answers
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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