Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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