why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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