please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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