I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
