Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
