i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I see more hoeing in ur future
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