i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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