What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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