Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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