North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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