You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
