The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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