Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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