Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
im six kinds of drunk right now
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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