Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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