no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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