I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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