are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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