Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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