Small penises have feelings too.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
