No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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