HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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