this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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