question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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