Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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