can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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