I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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