found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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