It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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