his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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