Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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