For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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