oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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