nut hugger
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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