For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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