she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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