Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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