is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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