in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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