You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i drank out of a bidet.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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