I'm really into asian looking animals
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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