Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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